Jesus Saves ...And St. John puts in the rebound

Came across this today on a blog from the US of A, our friends over the water:

Unbelievable! This hurricane is HUGE! Most of the state of Florida is being pounded by this monsterous storm, which came ashore last night .. My prayers are that the LORD will calm this storm!

Must be divine intervention - there is a god then - for Jeb Bush fixing the US Elections in Florida last time around.

Russian Ministries of Wheaton, Illinois states that among the hostages in the Beslan, Russia massacre, were several children who had just been to a Christian summer camp and had accepted Jesus into their lives. Also, the local evangelical pastors had their children present in that school, and they were amongst the hostages. No word yet on the status of these children...

So there you go - special status for Jesus-types - I don't think so - still they'll have gone to heaven at least, so that's all right then.